- Me: I'm gonna wait for him to text me first!
- Me: ...
- Me: ...
- Me: 5 minutes later
- Me: *sends text*
- Me: WHY THE FUCK DID I DO THAT?!
- Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
- Boy: I know.
- Girl: I love you!
- Boy: I love you more!
- *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
- Girl: Where is he?
- Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
- Girl: (Starts crying)
- Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
